Sick of the ridiculous double standard that men face during halloween. Why are men always expected to have a sexy costume and every women’s costume you see is bland and boring?? Not fair, I’m sure women would like to show off during halloween too.

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

Well now I really want to

covocal:

manylifehacks:

Always order Papa John’s Pizza online. The code 25OFF works every time for 25% off your order. 

any blog that saves me money is a blog i will forever follow

but do they take flex online…?

kingofooo:

Ghost Fly premieres Tuesday, October 28th at 6pm

Jake and the tree house are haunted by a vengeful specter.

SPECIAL TIME

A HALLOWE’EN SPECIAL TIME

FINALLY

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japhers:

buffdaddyjohn:

ybee:

ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist

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help

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#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T

IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

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sixpenceee:

Statue of Saint Bartholomew, who was skinned-alive by the Romans for not renouncing his christian-faith. In this statue, the sculptor depicts Bartholomew with muscles, bones, and veins for all to see. Draped around his shoulders and waist is his own skin. (Another Ghostly Statue:René de Chalon)

Metal as fuck

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magicpawed:

ghost puns are the BOO diggety